second week of school already? ): i want summer again!
this is my recent obsession: →
tyler, haley and i. (:
haley: agent. this is sargeant stegosaurus. mission aborted! the rabbit has been flustered. repeat, the rabbit has been flustered. evacuate immediately. this is not a drill.
tyler: WHAT AHHHH
haley: agent, do you read me? THE RABBIT HAS BEEN FLUSTERED. evacuate IMMEDIATELY. t-minus six minutes!
tyler: okay! okay! i'm evacuating. AHHHHH
haley: damn it, agent! if you don't hurry, you're clusters will be flustered too! i can't stand to lose another of my men!
tyler: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING. I DON'T WANNA DIE
haley: agent, we need you here. what is your location?!
tyler: i'm in my room. i think. where am i supposed to me?
haley: in your room?! damn it, they know where you live! that place must be bugged by now. they've heard everything we said...
tyler: oh crap. WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO
haley: use the C4. they taught you how to make explosives in high school, right? BOMB THE PLACE, BOMB THE MOTHERFUCKER! BWAHAAAA!
tyler: but i never learned that... !
haley: ...where the hell did you go to school? well, whatever, this isn't the time for all this. check under your bed. there's a pipe bomb there.
tyler: omg you're right! do i pull the trigger?
haley: ...it's a pipe bomb, idiot.
tyler: oh, how does it work?
haley: well, first, you must put on techno music and yell "FANTASIA!" a grimy fair will appear behind your left ear and compliment your music choice, and award you with sparkly six-inch heels from the wardrobe of a legendary pole dancer. put them on, and click your heels three times and a Pygmy elephant will crash through your ceiling and ask you "have your heard the songs of st patricks choir mice?" respond, word by word: "not recently, but jeremy advices that i do during the winter months." the elephant will sprout wings and invite you to mount his saddle. do so, and you will fly with him out the window. the bomb will ignite upon your exit.
tyler: that sounds really complicate! what if i forget a part?!
haley: then you're screwed.
tyler: omg please no, i'm too old to die.
haley: wait-- you're not pregnant, are you?!
tyler: i am, but only during full moons.
haley: well, that's unfortunate. i hear that's a rare complication of republicanism.
tyler: but i'm not a republican!
haley: it was on your medical record.
tyler: drats. i guess you've discovered my scheme then!
haley: what, TREASON?! then we killed your brother for nothing!?
tyler: yes, that was all part of my plan. MWAHAHAHA
haley: is this why you slept with my wife, too?!
tyler: and your sister.
haley: the dead one?! ...that's kind of nasty, dude...
tyler: i have no moral boundaries anymore. i'm a free man.
haley: AGENT, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE CHAIN OF COMMAND! under these circumstances, code mahogany must be activated. i'm sorry, son.
tyler: too late. i already activated it on you twenty minutes ago.
haley: that's a lie. i never received the implant and you know it.
tyler: well. um. *runs away*
haley: too late. it's already there. do you not recognize the howls of the Easter Monkey?
haley: YESSSSSS. i'm watching from the helicopter. i shall bear witness to your demise. BWHAHAHAHAHA
haley: you did lay out a tarp, didn't you?
tyler: no, no. i didn't.
haley: oh, damn. this is going to be messy. we'll stain the new carpet!
tyler: not if i have anything to say about it!
haley: what? do you now an affordable cleaning service?
tyler: no, but i'm made out of cleaning products.
haley: oh, perfect! well, lets get to it then. you might want to sit and get comfortable.
tyler: can i stand instead? i like standing.
haley: only if you do so on one leg.
tyler: i only have one leg, so that's no problem.
haley: oh, you're quite a talented man! i'm glad to call you my daughter. it's unfortunate it had to come to this...
tyler: wait. before you jump, i just want you to know: your mother isn't dead.
haley: EGAD, DOLORES! i always suspected there was something odd about her murder...
tyler: you see... jake is your mother.
haley: but, you see, what you didn't know is that i'm actually not alexa. this is a disguise.
tyler: gasp! who are you then!
haley: actually, i'm haley. alexa has been an observer, but not an active participant, of this whole escapade. i've hidden her away.
tyler: what the bloody hell is a haley?
haley: a haley is a hallucinogenic awesome lover elephant of the yoga, found in isolated areas of the world that still possess a layer of rainbow dust covering their land's surfaces and off of which she feeds.
tyler: sounds like some sort of pokemon
haley: something like that.
tyler: is it edible?
haley: uhm, maybe; i can't say i've tried to eat myself before... i'll look into that.
tyler: tell me how it turns out.
haley: i'll check online recipes.
tyler: good idea.
haley: well, i'm afraid it's time to feed the alexa. like i said, i've hidden her away and she requires the most tenuous of care. i'll leave the Easter Monkey to his job, and... well, i suppose, i wont be seeing you again? what with you being about to be killed and such...
tyler: oh, alright. but i think i'll survive. so ha.
haley: we'll see. that creature is rather persistent and very thorough, you know.
tyler: we'll see then.
haley: best of luck~! -disappears.-
Take care of all your memories. For you cannot relive them.– Bob Dylan (via blissfulself) (via unexcitable) (via quote-book)
IS FUN. i’m drawing. (: i like to draw.
Jake: You're welcome.
Me: like that?
Jake: It was okay, I've seen better.
Jake: Keep practicing.
Me: oh, okay.
Me: what about that?
Jake: No, no.
Jake: I'm talking off of the page, out my door, out of San Jose, down the highway, into the bay, toward Japan, ending at about Hawaii.
Me: o_o okay. hold on.
Me: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -is in japan- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -is in hawaii- :D
Jake: NO NOT TOO JAPAN
Me: BUTTTTTT D:
Jake: TOWARD Japan.
Me: BUT IT WANTED TO GO TO JAPAN. D:
Jake: Japan is a large island off of the east coast of Asia.
Me: yeah, yeah. but it's cool.
Me: japan is cool?
Jake: Oh okay.
Jake: I thought you were plotting to slit my throat.
Me: O___o nope.
Me: not today... i mean, i would never do that, jake!
Me: seriously, i wont. pinky promise
Jake: Everyone knows that a virtual pinky promise doesn't hold up in a court of law.
Me: well, we'll pink swear tomorrow. when you show me the nazi-five.
Me: kay? kay. awesome, good.
Jake: I never agreed to anything what.
Me: yes, you did.
Me: you told me.
Me: just now!
Me: don't you remember?!
Jake: NO NO.
Me: O: short term memory loss?
Me: how terrible!
Jake: But I'm scrolling up the conversation.
Jake: I don't see it.
Me: it's invisible.
Me: yeah, yeah.
Me: invisibility cloak.
Jake: I don'
Jake: I don't think those work on the internet.
Me: they only work if you get the right cheats.
Me: seriously. google it.
Jake: Send me a link.
Jake: I'm far too lazy right now.
Me: no, no. it wont work if i send it.
Jake: You keep using all of these disclaimers and shit.
Me: :D sorry.
Don't you hate it when
rockrmoose: you have a class w/a friend but they end up having another friend they’d rather hang out with? Or so it seems that way? Seems like everyone has someone else in my Photo and Calc class, and for the people who don’t, sit too far way. GAH. Let’s hope tommorow is better. But overall, my first day was good. UNTIL MY MOM PICKED ME UP….Alexa said hi…and SHE DIDN’T RESPOND. I was like...
rockrmoose: So I scroll down on my Tumblr dashboard and find a picture of a cat. Alexa reblogged it from someone else. I looked at the name of the blog: “Fuckyeahcats” And thought… …of course Alexa would follow a blog named that xD HEY D:< don’t make fun of me.
I've been thinking about
College, lately. Actually, I’ve been thinking about it since the beginning of the summer. It is becoming real. I sometimes feel like I’m behind in school because I’m just starting to take geometry. And well, maybe I am. But, at least, I realize it. I am going to work extra hard these last two years of high school. But, it’s not even like I plan on jumping right into a...
Alexa, you reblogged my Dr.Who post!
londonred08: I agree with you, David Tennant is a FABULOUS Doctor…..he is quite good looking as well…I’m nervous about the new Doctor as well…. :( Watch Torchwood you!! You need to see Owen, king of the weevils! i will! :D soon, i promise. i need to finish BSG. D:< but school starts tomorrow and my time to watch amazing shows will slowly wither away… -SUPER DESPAIR FACE- xD
Last night. (beware of a really long post)
rockrmoose: So last night I went to my Grandma’s house, my family decided to have dinner just because. Vietnamese spring rolls. They were good. So at the table it was me my aunt Yung, mom, Stephanie, her mom Jane, Grandma, and Justin. Everybody else wasn’t hungry yet I guess. We all started off joking about how none of us could really wrap them right except for me and my mom. I was just like...
Me: We just happen to fall in love with plants! What is so wrong about that?
Haley: Nothing, nothing. People just don't understand us... DAMN THEM.
rockrmoose: FOLLOW KIMMY!!! YAY :D This post is mainly directed towards Alexa. xD ( omg, this sounds like a command. ALEXA. WHY AM I SO CONTROLLING LATELY?! O: ) CAUSE YOU’RE A BADASS? :D
Hello, Tumblr World!
Here is what I did today: Cleaned Basil and Oregano’s bowl Made John Green’s cake! -currently- babysitting Basically, my day was pretty boring. Like most of them. At the moment, Christine (the child I am babysitting) is telling me how The Time-Traveler’s Wife sucks. She has not read it or seen it prior to this moment. I find this a little frustrating (since she likes...
Amanda & Alexa!
londonred08: You guys are on tumblr! Hoorah!!! You didn’t tell me!!! Did you guys make it the day I told you about it? Hahah! I also like how both of you reblogged my Tom Felton posts, he is quite gorgeous no? By the way..Hahahahaha Alexa has Anu hahahahahaha! yep, i made it yesterday! it’s cool. and shush! D:< i’m very upset about Anu.
me: i is a sad.
haley: i should go home.
haley: -text- LOL.
rockrmoose: I’m just posting a link to make my tumblarity higher. It’s only at 6. =P manda… you’re so awesome. xD
I have to say...
I really like this site. (: Hooray, I will become addicted to something else. FML.
Today, we had our school registration. Finally. We were finished with the whole thing by 9:30. My Schedule: 0. US History with Johanson 1. Chemistry with Fernandez 2. Art 1 with Prates 3. No 3rd 4. French 2 with Moreno 5. Geometry with Anu 6. English 3 with Schweizer Amanda and I went to City College after registration. We had to wait in line for… an hour and a half. When we got to the...